Going into this film, expecting something terrifying is not something that is recommended. Although, going into this film expecting to feel uncomfortable and at times bored is definitely something to keep in mind. This movie had no plot what so ever. It starts off with a guy and a girl (presumably a couple) on a trip (cliche) except the guy seems to be filming the girl on the bridge. Wait, now there is a scene of a different couple inside a home. Now there is a cop chase going on outside? Ohhhhh NOW there is an ice-cream truck that is causing people to go insane. Okay now this makes sense, we are a scientist crossing between dimensions... WRONG. There is no distinct connection between scenes in this movie. It is just a bunch of random (terrible) clips thrown together in no particular order (and they aren't even scary!). The movie skips form random scene to scene, and eventually comes back to the story with the guy filming the girl, and then jumps back to another random scene again. There was no correlation between scenes, and the transitions were done so poorly that it the viewer had no idea what was going on, and no idea if it was even a different story that the one currently thought was being watched. There was one distinct scene in this film, where the a man goes through a portal and his wife has a monster mouth instead of her "lady parts" (to keep this as PG as possible) and the other man had a giant monster arm with a mouth on the end in place of his "man parts". In this scene, these parts eat people. Yeah, a man died because a monster vagina ate his face. This scene happened right before a man jumped onto the back of a ice cream truck and gets his feet burned down to the bone from the gravel on the road while the truck is being chased by police cars and helicopters. Oh, and guess what? These scenes weren't connected!
None of these scenes even connect in the END of the film, and if they do, honestly I couldn't even tell due to the poor implicit explanations of context. I am pretty sure this movie was intended to be a horror movie, but I am pretty sure I laughed more out of pure pity than I did quiver in fear. I think that this series should have ended on the sequel. The first two movies are WAY better than this one, and actually have a more horrifying vibe right off the bat. One thing I should mention, is that I thought that this was the sequel when I first started to watch this. That is not necessarily a bad thing though, because the movies do not need to be watched in order, and they do not connect what so ever. I decided to watch this one (thinking that it was the sequel) due to the great reviews that I watched/listened to via trustworthy movie critics on YouTube. So with that thought process in mind, I was even more confused, spending the whole movie waiting for the good part to happen (and it never did). I overall rate this film a BAD BAD. It was probably one of the worst things I have ever seen and I don't plan to watch it ever again. The only reason I finished it is because well for one, once I start something, I have to finish it, and two, so I can write this angry blog.
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